The man that slept around the world in 180 days
Groggy apologies to all you dozers and dozer fans who must have felt so abandoned for last 9+ months that spanned my dozer training expedition. I had to put myself under the radar, off the map and into the global dreamscape. As many of you already know, the first Global Sleeper Cross will drift into gear on December 21 2006, or the night of this year’s Winter solstice.
But the guilt I feel at having left my legions of supporters without warning is only tempered by my success over the last months. Where was I? TRAINING. Yes. The best dozers sleep the hardest because they train. But before I go any further I have to thank my sponsors, The North Face, Dakine, Coleman, Volkl, and CamelPak for supporting what is sure to become a ritual and rite of passage for all competitive dozers world wide. My seminal Global Sleeper Retreat takes the street level approach and the “anywhere-anytime” attitude of New School dozing to a global, geographical, geological and absolutely sociological level that anticipates the future inter-planetary dozing. Trust me – I might be in my final sleep by the time the federation permits inter-planetary dozing. But mark my words. We all dream in space and will all dream in space. See where I’m coming from? Now I know I’m ranting like a world class surfer but then I remember that it was Vince Lombardi that said that “every dream is a wave and every wave a dream.” Ahhh. Vince. See. It takes a legend like Vince Lombardi to convince the world that dozers and surfers inhabit the same zones.
We’ve talked about training before so I don’t need to stress the importance of sleeping on site. Testing beds. Surfaces. Understanding the air flow of your sleep zone. I will cover all these things and more as I detail a few of the custom training sessions that I created specifically for the Global Sleeper Cross.
Night
BW
1 comment:
Barrett--to think that you're using the Global Sleeper Cross and your "training retreat" as a vehicle breathe life back into an arguably lackluster and inconsistent career sours the sport and dozers world wide. Dozing is the purest of sports and the fact that you're clearly using the limelight of the Sleeper Cross to pad your endorements should --- well keep you up at night. Leave sleeper cross to the new school. No doubt I'll see you at the Death Valley section of the course - All I'll have to do is look for a bubble tent by SARAN WRAP and the only free standing air conditioner by FEDDERS. Another choice sponsor I'm sure.
Sweet dreams in your dreams!
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