Sleepwear for the little princess

Kid pageants have always freaked me out. Kind of like the carousel tune in horror movies, I guess. Like it should be pleasant, but it's not... Anyway, there's just something unnatural about all those little girls all dolled up, acting as little women, body language, lipstick and all. This pink pageant sleepwear gown is yet another reminder of how tacky it really is. Even my grandma would never wear that. It reminds me of those ridiculous poodles or celebrity chihuahuas in their furry jackets and booties. Tinker? Tinker? Are you in there?