My buddy just called me as I'm about to tuck myself in for a long Winters nap. The long underwear is "too hot," he says. Frankly, I'm not getting paid for this. If he's got some psychosis about sleeping then maybe he should seek mental support not support from a pro-dozer.
He said, "what about the sunbeam electric blanket," he'd found in his mother's closet. I winced. I mean talk about sleeping dry. An electric blanket will suck the moisture out of your flesh so efficiently that your limbs might just burst into dust when you move in the morning. It's getting late. The sandman is coming to me so I acquiesce. Yes go for the electric. At this point anything to keep him occupied. Just look at safety concerns associated with an electric blanket!
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